Running out of ideas? There's nothing like a theme gift...for that randy old cousin that always lingers just a few seconds too long when greeting your husband, for the best friend you've known since grade school who's still a little shy or for the prize everyone fights for at the neighborhood Yankee Swap!
Step 1: Kill 2 birds with one stone. Send your husband, brother, father, etc. to the mall and have him pick up a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey (Believe it or not - there's still a lot of people who haven't read it yet!) and enjoya good belly laugh while you imagine the look on his face as he flips through the pages in the queue at Barnes and Noble. C'mon you deserve it - it's the holidays!
Step 2: If he's still talking to you, ask him to stop at Job Lot and pick up a pair of cheaters - 125% should be sufficient for starters. Make sure they're black or grey to stick with the theme.
Step 3: Have him stop in to HomeGrown to pick up a beautiful custom necklace in shades of grey that doubles as an eyeglass/sunglass holder from Boston Baked Beads!
Step 4: Wrap 'em up and cross that one off your list!